Britain has been considerably amused this past week by the video of the meeting of the planning and environment subcommittee of Handforth Parish Council. Fun as it is, it hardly reflects very well on the British psyche.
In case you missed it, the background was that there was a feud between members of the committee. They have probably forgotten what the feud was originally about but the side that was losing played the Monster Card. They called a Zoom meeting, and got Jackie Weaver to be the meeting administrator. Now, Jackie Weaver is not a councillor, nor a member of the committee, nor any sort of officer of the committee, and had no right to be at the meeting. But she is a fearsome busybody.
So this is like something from old Norse mythology. An aggrieved faction invites a horrendous cannibalistic she-monster out of the swamp, and into the feasting hall. And by giving her the Zoom button they gave her, so to speak, the key to the chainsaw cupboard. We all know what happens in the stories. The monster slaughters and devours not only those who she was summoned to destroy, but also those rash enough to have summoned her. That is part of what makes the story so compelling.
Sure enough, the meeting in question had barely started (indeed, some would say that it had not in fact started) when the Weaver Witch got the munchies. She started dictating terms from the outset.
Unsurprisingly, the chairman told her to be quiet, and asked what authority she thought she had? Poor deluded fool! He should have known that monsters do not need authority to break into a hall and start killing and eating the people!
Chomp!
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