A recently popular gag goes like this:
I’m not a very good driver. I crashed out into another car at the lights the other day. Driver got out – he was dwarf. He looked at the damage to his car and then came over. “I’m not happy” he said. “Which one are you, then?” I asked him.
The real Grumpy – Andy Murray – is not a dwarf at all, and seems to be as happy as a Scotsman ever gets, having just won Wimbledon. He is well-known Anglophobe, so why he should have wanted so much to win The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club championship is a bit of a mystery. Continue reading