My wife, who I have loved every day for the last 20 years, has decided that she would be happier apart. She has rented a house and taken the children. So tonight is my first night home alone. Apart from, Perdita, the English Setter, who I get to keep.
I am trying to think of an upside. Jeanie was a bit untidy in the kitchen. Apart from that, it is hard to think of anything.